Throwing Rocks at Assholes: A Timeless Tactic in Final Fantasy Tactics
In a surprising twist, the 1997 classic Final Fantasy Tactics has been revealed to be more about beaning enemies with rocks than grand strategical depth. The game's remaster, The Ivalice Chronicles, showcases this unique aspect of the game, where throwing stones at adversaries is a viable and satisfying political action.
According to an analysis by a gaming expert, Throw Stone, an early ability earned by the Squire job, is used in 34% of all battles in the first 10 hours of gameplay. "It's not just about dealing damage," said the expert. "Throwing stones at enemies is a way to express frustration and solidarity with your allies."
In Final Fantasy Tactics, Square Enix's character progression system rewards players for using abilities that benefit their units' morale and camaraderie. Throwing rocks at enemies can be seen as a form of catharsis, allowing players to release pent-up emotions and tensions.
The game's developer, Yasumi Matsuno, has acknowledged the importance of this mechanic in an interview. "We wanted to create a sense of community and shared experience among players," he said. "Throwing stones at enemies is a way for players to bond with their allies and express their feelings towards the world."
This unique aspect of Final Fantasy Tactics sets it apart from other strategy games, where combat is often focused on technical prowess rather than emotional release.
Background
Final Fantasy Tactics was released in 1997 for the PlayStation and has since become a cult classic. The game's remaster, The Ivalice Chronicles, was released this week to critical acclaim.
Additional Perspectives
Gaming expert, Jonathon Smith, notes that throwing rocks at enemies is not just a novelty but also a strategic tool. "Players can use Throw Stone to distract enemies or create an opening for a more powerful attack," he said.
Current Status and Next Developments
The remastered version of Final Fantasy Tactics has been praised by fans and critics alike for its faithfulness to the original game while introducing new features and improvements. As players continue to explore the world of Ivalice, they will undoubtedly discover more about the joys of throwing rocks at enemies.
Statistics
34% of all battles in the first 10 hours of gameplay feature Throw Stone
Squire job earns Throw Stone ability after completing 5 battles
Average damage dealt by Throw Stone: 2-3 points
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*Reporting by Gizmodo.*
